CBC: Special Report - Crisis in Toronto

CBC: Special Report - Crisis in Toronto

So You Want to Boycott Israel?

Banned SNL Bailout skit

Here is the banned "Saturday Night Live" Bailout skit that pastes Democrats.

The Stephane Dion Election Sign Generator

Small Dead Animals has a new "liberal" Lawn Sign Generator.

Here's my sign

A Special Message from Barack Obama's Teleprompter

Obama, the great orator, or maybe,,,, NOT!!!

The Blond Antelope

H/T Late Night Laugh

Close Calls

Some pre-debate humour, to lighten the mood.

Palin and the donkeycrats

Awesome. Have at er.

George Carlin on Global Warming

can't add to what George has said, give it a view.

Canadian Limericks

Limerick

There was a Canadian, named Dean
who preferred to be secret, not seen
to all comers he'd preach
"No such thing as free speech"
"That's American. God Save the Queen!"

A man was struck dumb by cartoons
which his old sacred cow did lampoon
he said "D**n Thomas Nast
I'll put a stop to this fast"
and he called on CHRC's goons

There once was a censor named Rich
to the government on folks he'd snitch
and the Feds paid him well
until his personal hell
started when Ezra said "you're mine, b**ch"

Then to Shirlene our man Ezra went
and he's quite an articulate gent
"You're opinion's your own"
Shirlene said, with a frown
"but our conviction's 100 per cent."

Rich, you're standing Marc up on your dates
you abandoned his case to its fate
put your hand on the Bible
show your face while you libel
(but don't sue me, I'm just from the States!)

Another beauty from Pat

I wish I could throw an anti-muslim diatribe like this guy. But hey we all have our skills, talking isn't one of mine, the army always told me to be quite in the presence of the enemy. ENJOY!

Take the 5 Min quiz

take 5 min of your time and do this quiz, it's quit informative and scary at the same time when you realize who said what.



Go to quiz...

Dennis Miller On The War In Iraq

When I was younger I thought Dennis was really funny, as I got older I found his juvenile humour irritating, ultra-liberal, anti-social and grated, like he never grew up. The came 9/11 and Dennis seams to have grown up and was faced with the reality of the world as it is, not as it should be. Now I'm one of his biggest fans. I love that, for the most part, he's thrown away the illogical liberal ideology and become a true patriot and realist.

Give'm hell Dennis!

Joke of the morning

H/T Free Dominion

Dying Priest’s Last Request

The old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had Faithfully served the people of the nation’s capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near.

‘Yes, Father?’ said the nurse.

‘I would really like to see Ex prime-ministers, Jean Chretien and Brian Mulroney, before I die,’ whispered the priest.

‘I’ll see what I can do, Father,’ replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to the Prime ministers office and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived, former prime-ministers would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Jean commented to Brian, ‘I don’t know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected someday.’ Brian, agreed that it was a good thing.

When they arrived at the priest’s room, the priest took Brian’s hand in his right hand and Jean’s hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest’s face. Finally Brian Mulroney spoke. ‘Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?’

The old priest slowly replied, ‘I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.’

‘Amen,’ said Brian.

‘Amen,’ said Jean.

The old priest continued, ‘Jesus died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same.’