The Politically Correct Dictionary

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Just a sample

A

Action - by adding “action” to plan or an organization name we must be doing something. [am I?]

Agenda - describes any collection of policies: ‘equality agenda’ for instance. Invariably needs to be ‘taken forward’.

Aggressive outreach - the process of actively soliciting trade for social workers. Generally employed when ‘customers’ fail to show required enthusiasm for services on offer.

Algorerythyms - The ability to turn a 5 inch more than normal sea level rise into 20 feet in spite of all evidence to the contrary, caused by keeping the AC turned too low.

B

Beacon of excellence - archaism: any organ of state that achieved - or ‘delivered’ - what it was supposed to, or any lefty who needs a pat on the back for all the taxes they had to spend.

Best practice - normally ‘established’ when a Lefty wants to saddle a process with more complexity. Replaces ‘working it out yourself’.

Bigoted - used to describe those who refuse to view all lifestyles, religions, cultures and deviances as equally valid.

Bilingual - someone who gets more money because they can speak a 2 languages. One of which no one they work with will care about.

C

Caledonia - a stunt that if white males had done it they would have been bulldozed within hours meanwhile no end to the money being lost in sight.

CBC an organization that taxpayers pay 70 bucks a year to support, good source of unbiased Liberal Governor Generals.